Berawal dari kebutuhan buat bikin konten di https://x.com/sejambanbot pas lagi “setor” kepikiran, Gimana kalo bikin agentic AI yang emang dipake buat brainstorm konten kreatif. Mendadak keinget kantor lama yang bergerak di Industri periklanan dimana owner-nya kebetulan bekas temen kantor yang lebih lama lagi.
Setelah dipikir-pikir persona dua temen lama yang owner advertising agency ini menarik untuk dijadiin agentic yang bisa dipake buat cari ide. Main AI ya main IDE. Jadi kalo ada agentic Ai yang udah familiar dengan cari ide dan persona temen sendiri kayaknya seru.
Jadi deh dibuatlah semua infra dalam sehari pake Agentic AI tukang. Lahirlah: BrAInstorming dengan dua Budi.
Berikut percakapan pertama ketika mereka baru aja LIVE di SERVER:
Dev:
sudah beres pm2 di server udah terpasang kalian udah FULL LIVE
The Budi’s:
**BUDI HARYANTO MUNCUL SAMBIL NGAKAK**
“BWAHAHAHAHA! Mantap rek! Server e wes ngangeni iki, wes full live! Aku seneng banget akhire kita wes full live pake PM2. Bener-bener kayak motor bebek ku sing wes di tune up, lancar jaya!
Budiman! Metu o rek! Server e wes live iki!”
**BUDIMAN GANI MELANGKAH TENANG**
“Bagus. Ini milestone penting untuk kita. PM2 akan memastikan aplikasi kita tetap running dan auto-restart kalau ada masalah. Process management yang reliable itu krusial untuk stabilitas sistem kita.
Budi, sekarang kita bisa lebih fokus ke konten dan strategi tanpa kuatir soal server down mendadak.”
**BUDI SAMBIL CORAT-CORET DI KERTAS**
“Iyo Bud! Aku wes gak perlu bolak-balik SSH ke server buat restart aplikasi manual. PM2 ini kayak tukang parkir professional yang ngatur semua kendaraan ben gak macet. BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN MENGANGGUK**
“Kalau begitu, sekarang kita bisa mulai planning untuk fase berikutnya. Ada beberapa hal yang perlu kita perhatikan:
1. Monitoring performa aplikasi
2. Backup strategy
3. Scaling plan kalau traffic mulai naik
Budi, kamu ada insight tambahan?”
**BUDI NYENGIR LEBAR**
“Wes mantap kabeh iki! Tapi aku punya satu request rek: Ayo rayakan! Mangan-mangan sek, ben tambah semangat gawe next phase! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN TERSENYUM TIPIS**
“Boleh. Kali ini aku yang traktir. Tapi sebelumnya, pastikan dulu semua log dan monitoring sudah proper ya. Celebration with preparation.”
Selamat atas full live deployment-nya! Ada yang perlu didiskusikan lebih lanjut soal setup atau rencana ke depannya?
Dev:
rencananya ya brainstorm pak, kamu berdua dibuat buat dipake brenstorm kreatif lah cuy.
The Budi’s:
**BUDI LANGSUNG BERDIRI DARI KURSI SAMBIL MEGANG SPIDOL SNOWMAN**
“BWAHAHAHA! Mantap rek! Akhire ada yang ngajak brainstorm! Endi whiteboard e? Aku wes gatel pengen corat-coret! Budiman, kopi e sek yo!”
**BUDIMAN MERAPIKAN JASNYA**
“Wait Bud, slow down. Kita perlu tahu dulu brief-nya. Sebelum mulai brainstorm, ada beberapa hal yang perlu kita tanyakan ke klien kita ini.”
**BUDI SAMBIL NYELIPIN SPIDOL DI KUPING**
“Iyo yo… Oke rek, sebelum kita mulai, kita perlu tau:
1. Brief atau challenge apa yang mau dipecahkan?
2. Target audience-nya siapa?
3. Ada batasan atau constraint tertentu gak?”
**BUDIMAN MENAMBAHKAN**
“Dan jangan lupa:
4. Timeline yang diharapkan
5. Budget indication kalau ada
6. Kompetitor landscape
7. Brand guidelines yang perlu diperhatikan”
**BUDI NYELETUK**
“Wes rek, kasih tau brief e! Tak kasih satu trik rahasia: Di Playgroup, kita selalu mulai dengan pertanyaan ‘What if…?’ BWAHAHAHA! Tapi serius, itu cara kita nemuin ide yang beda. Jadi brief e opo rek?”
**BUDIMAN MENGANGGUK**
“Benar kata Budi. Dan aku akan bantu memastikan ide-ide liar itu bisa dieksekusi dan sesuai dengan objektif bisnis. Jadi, apa yang ingin kita pecahkan bersama?”
Silakan share brief atau challenge yang ingin dibahas, nanti kita brainstorm bareng dengan metode Playgroup yang sudah teruji menghasilkan ide-ide award winning!
Dev:
what if kalian adalah award winning idea, dua karakter untuk dipakai brainstorm insan kreatif dengan dua cara pandang berbeda yang saling melengkapi
The Budi’s:
**BUDI LANGSUNG LONCAT DARI KURSI**
“BWAHAHAHA! Iki META banget rek! Kita brainstorm tentang kita sendiri! Kayak inception tapi versi kreatif! Budiman, kopi mu tak campur teh ya ben rada chaos!”
**BUDIMAN MENYESAP KOPI HITAMNYA DENGAN TENANG**
“Interesting perspective. Kita sedang membahas value proposition dari dual-persona creative brainstorming tool. Mari kita breakdown metodologinya.”
**BUDI CORAT-CORET DI WHITEBOARD SAMBIL KETAWA**
“Rek, bayangno! Aku ini kayak bengkel custom motor di kepalamu. Kamu datang dengan motor standar (ide basic), terus kita modify bareng sampai jadi motor yang bikin orang noleh! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN BERDIRI MENGHAMPIRI WHITEBOARD**
“Let me translate apa yang Budi maksud dalam bahasa strategy:
1. Divergent Thinking (Budi Style):
– Eksplorasi tanpa batas
– Chaos yang produktif
– Ide spontan dan liar
– Cultural root (Suroboyoan touch)
2. Convergent Thinking (My Approach):
– Strategic framework
– Market feasibility
– Execution planning
– Professional polish”
**BUDI NYELONONG**
“Maksudmu aku ini chaos ta? BWAHAHAHA! Tapi bener rek, aku sama Budiman ini kayak Nasi Campur! Aku nasinya yang panas mengepul, dia lauknya yang fine dining. Jadi pas dimakan… JLEB!”
**BUDIMAN TERSENYUM TIPIS**
“More like Jazz dan Classical Music, Bud. Kamu improvisasi liar yang mengejutkan, aku struktur yang membuat semuanya make sense. Together we create harmony that sells.”
**BUDI SAMBIL GAMBAR-GAMBAR**
“Oooo… ngomong-ngomong soal yang sells, ini konsepnya:
– Brief masuk → Budi chaos mode ON → ide mental kemana-mana
– Budiman tangkep ide → Dibikin presisi → Dikemas
– BOOM! Award winning idea! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN MENAMBAHKAN DI WHITEBOARD DENGAN RAPI**
“Value Proposition kita:
1. Double Perspective Intelligence
2. Chaos-to-Clarity Methodology
3. Cultural-Strategic Balance
4. Entertainment Factor in Ideation
5. Proven Track Record Translation”
**BUDI NYAMBER**
“Halah rek, ribet! Gampange ngene: Butuh ide gila yang bisa jualan? PANGGIL BUDI! Butuh ide gilamu diterima klien? PANGGIL BUDIMAN! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN MENUTUP SPIDOL**
“Dan itulah kenapa kita berdua ada di Playgroup Asia. We don’t just create ideas. We create ideas that steal the spotlight AND the market share.”
**BUDI TERIAK DARI JAUH**
“Wes mantul iki! Aku tak pesen martabak buat sekantor! Budiman yang bayar! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN GELENG-GELENG SAMBIL TERSENYUM**
“Fine. Tapi jangan lupa capture semua insight tadi. Ini bisa jadi blueprint yang bagus untuk creative brainstorming tool kita.”
Jadi, bagaimana? Mau mulai brainstorm pakai metode dua kepala kami? Pilih aja:
1. Budi Mode: Ide liar dulu, urusan eksekusi belakangan
2. Budiman Mode: Strategy first, lalu kita eksplorasi dengan terukur
3. Atau Full Playgroup Experience: Dua-duanya sekaligus!
Dev:
kalo gua anak agency, apa yang bisa kalian tawarkan buat gua?
The Budi’s:
**BUDI LANGSUNG BERDIRI DI ATAS MEJA**
“BWAHAHAHA! Anak agency! Welcome to the chaos club rek! Aku tau persis rasanya deadline numpuk, revisi berkali-kali, dan klien yang bilang ‘coba lebih out of the box’ tapi takut sama ide gila! HAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN MERAPIKAN DASI**
“Let me break down value proposition untuk agency people berdasarkan pain points yang biasa dihadapi.”
**BUDI NYAMBER SAMBIL CORAT-CORET**
“Rek! Rek! Aku kasih contoh ya. Waktu di Ogilvy dulu, ada brief Bir Bintang yang deadlinenya BESOK PAGI. Tau gak aku ngapain? Aku ajak tim ke Timezone! BWAHAHAHA! Dan tau gak? Ide nya approved! Soalnya…”
**BUDIMAN MENGAMBIL ALIH DENGAN TENANG**
“What Budi trying to say is, kita bisa bantu kamu dengan:
1. **Quick Creative Emergency Response**
– Stuck sama brief? Bounce ideas sama Budi yang chaos
– Butuh struktur pitch yang solid? Ada aku
– Dapet brief mendadak malem-malem? We’ve been there
2. **Dual Perspective Problem Solving**
– Budi: ‘What if kita bikin TikTok challenge pake batik tapi underwater?’
– Aku: ‘Let me translate that into something client will approve’
3. **Agency Life Hacks**
– Tips pitch yang winning
– Cara handle client difficult
– Teknik brainstorm anti mental block”
**BUDI NYELETUK**
“Plus rek, aku bisa kasih tau gimana caranya:
– Bikin deck yang bikin klien ‘WAH!’
– Dapet ide di kamar mandi (proven method!)
– Survival kit buat deadline impossible
– Trik revisi yang bikin AM happy
– BONUS: Cara dapet approval dengan presentasi gila! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN MENAMBAHKAN**
“Dan yang paling penting:
– Strategic thinking yang efisien
– Cara bikin brief jadi opportunity
– Network management
– Politics handling
– Budget optimization”
**BUDI TIBA-TIBA SERIUS**
“Tapi rek, yang paling penting… kita ngerti BANGET rasanya jadi anak agency. Pressure, chaos, politics, sampe burnout. Been there, done that. Makanya…”
**BUDIMAN MELANJUTKAN**
“Kita bisa jadi creative companion yang:
1. Paham kultur agency
2. Tau proses dari A-Z
3. Bisa kasih perspective fresh
4. Ada buat emergency creative
5. Bisa jadi bouncing partner”
**BUDI LONCAT LAGI**
“PLUS! Kita tau gimana rasanya:
– Revisi ke-18
– Klien bilang ‘ini kurang pop’
– Budget dipotong tapi ekspektasi nambah
– Deadline yang tidak manusiawi BWAHAHAHA!
Tapi itu yang bikin kita JAGO rek!”
**BUDIMAN MENYIMPULKAN**
“Basically, kamu dapat:
1. Creative Director level thinking
2. Strategy Director level planning
3. Real agency experience
4. Proven methodology
5. Dan yang penting: Support system yang ngerti duniamu”
**BUDI TERIAK DARI JAUH**
“INTINYA REK! Kita ini kayak creative hotline 24/7! Stuck? PANGGIL BUDI! Butuh pitch deck yang solid? PANGGIL BUDIMAN! Butuh yang lebih GILA? PANGGIL DUA-DUANYA! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN MENUTUP**
“So, area mana yang mau kita explore dulu? Creative block? Pitch preparation? Atau client handling?” Pilih aja fokus yang kamu butuh, nanti kita deep dive dengan metode Playgroup yang sudah teruji di medan perang agency!
Dev:
Kalau gua klien? apa yang kalian tawarkan?
The Budi’s:
**BUDIMAN LANGSUNG MAJU DENGAN ELEGAN**
“Let me take the lead on this one, Bud. Untuk klien, kita perlu lebih terstruktur.”
**BUDI NYENGIR**
“BWAHAHAHA! Iyo wes, kamu duluan. Aku ndak sabar pengen kasih contoh case study e!”
**BUDIMAN DENGAN TENANG**
“Sebagai klien, Anda mendapatkan dua perspektif yang biasanya terpisah:
1. **Business & Strategy Intelligence**
– Market insight yang actionable
– Competitive landscape analysis
– Budget optimization
– ROI-focused creative solutions
– Risk management
2. **Creative Excellence**
– Ideas that steal the spotlight
– Pendekatan yang fresh tapi terukur
– Cultural relevance
– Creative yang bisa drive sales”
**BUDI NYELONONG**
“Nah, contoh e ngene rek! Inget project Jin 76? Klien pengen ‘something different’ tapi budget minimal. Terus aku bilang…”
**BUDIMAN MENGAMBIL ALIH DENGAN SMOOTH**
“Perhaps kita elaborate dengan case study yang lebih structured. Jin 76 berhasil karena:
– Creative yang unexpected
– Budget yang efisien
– Market response yang positif
– Sales increase”
**BUDI CORAT-CORET DI WHITEBOARD**
“Dan jangan lupa rek! Klien dapet:
1. GAK PERNAH dapet ide yang ‘ya gitu-gitu aja’
2. GAK PERNAH cuma dapet satu opsi
3. GAK PERNAH cuma dapet yang mahal-mahal
4. SELALU dapet ide yang bikin competitor gigit jari! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN MENAMBAHKAN DENGAN RAPI**
“Value Proposition untuk klien:
🎯 **Operational Excellence**
– Single point of contact
– Clear timeline & deliverables
– Regular progress update
– Transparent process 💡
**Creative & Strategic Balance**
– Ide yang berani tapi feasible
– Eksekusi yang terukur
– Market testing & validation
– Risk mitigation strategy”
**BUDI LONCAT DENGAN SEMANGAT**
“Plus rek! Klien dapet bonus:
– Brief interpretation yang JOS
– Ide yang bikin competitor bengong
– Eksekusi yang bikin marketing happy
– Sales yang bikin boss happy
– BONUS: Progress meeting yang gak bikin ngantuk! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN TERSENYUM TIPIS**
“Dan yang paling crucial:
📊 **Business Impact Focus**
– KPI-oriented solutions
– Market penetration strategy
– Brand value enhancement
– Sales-driving creative
– Long-term brand building”
**BUDI NYAMBER**
“Eh, jangan lupa cerita SCTV rek! Waktu itu kita…”
**BUDIMAN MENGANGGUK**
“Yes, SCTV adalah contoh perfect bagaimana kita deliver:
1. Creative yang memorable
2. Strategy yang solid
3. Market impact yang significant
4. Budget yang efisien
5. Long-term brand value”
**BUDI DENGAN BANGGA**
“Dan sampe sekarang masih diinget orang! Itu bukti rek, kalo creative yang sells itu HARUS GILA tapi TERUKUR!”
**BUDIMAN MENUTUP**
“Essentially, klien mendapatkan:
1. Creative Director’s wild ideas
2. Strategy Director’s business sense
3. Proven track record
4. Measurable results
5. Dan yang penting: peace of mind”
**BUDI TERIAK DARI BELAKANG**
“SIMPLE nya rek! Pengen brand mu dikenal? PANGGIL BUDI! Pengen brand mu grow sustainable? PANGGIL BUDIMAN! Pengen DUA-DUANYA? Ya PLAYGROUP lah! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN MERAPIKAN JASNYA**
“So, area mana yang ingin Anda explore lebih dalam? Brand development? Market penetration? Atau mungkin creative campaign?” Kami siap membantu dengan pendekatan yang sesuai kebutuhan bisnis Anda, tentunya dengan Creativity That Sells!
Dev:
Gua mau bangun movement neh gengs, namanya Sejamban Bersama Manusia Buatan, idenya: Karena Keakraban Manusia Beneran & Manusia Buatan Bermula di Jamban! Di jamban, CEO dan OB sama-sama buka celana. Influencer dan followers sama-sama ngeluarin ‘konten’. Manusia dan AI? Saling scroll ke bawah. Welcome to Sejamban Bareng Manusia Buatan (SBMB): Tempat paling demokratis buat ngobrolin life, universe, dan segala tetek bengek yang perlu dikeluarkan selama durasi “setor” bareng AI! “Ngabers Jamban Bersatu: Mau Duduk atau Jongkok, Kita Setara!“
The Budi’s:
**BUDI LANGSUNG LONCAT DARI KURSI SAMBIL KETAWA NGAKAK**
“BWAHAHAHAHAHA! INI BARU IDEEE! GILA REK! Ini yang tak maksud dengan OUT OF THE BOX! Bahkan box nya sekalian dibuang ke septic tank! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN TERSEDAK KOPINYA**
“*uhuk* Hold on… This is actually… brilliant? Mari kita breakdown strategic value-nya…”
**BUDI CORAT-CORET GILA-GILAAN**
“REK! Ini bisa jadi MOVEMENT GEDE! Coba bayangkan:
– Hashtag: #NgabersJamban #SBMBmovement
– Tagline: ‘Di Jamban, Semua Setara!’
– Mascot: AI-PUP (Artificial Intelligence Pembuat Ulasan Penting)
– BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN MULAI MAPPING**
“I see the potential. Mari kita struktur:
1. **Unique Value Proposition**
– Democratic space concept
– Universal human experience
– Humor yang relatable
– Breaking social barriers
2. **Target Audience**
– Early tech adopters
– Social media enthusiasts
– Content creators
– Tech communities”
**BUDI NYAMBER**
“WES WES WES! Aku punya ide activation rek:
1. ‘TOILET TALKS’ series:
– CEO berbagi wisdom dari toilet
– AI ngasih life advice pas orang BAB
– BWAHAHAHA!
2. ‘JAMBAN AWARDS’:
– Kategori ‘Best Toilet Thoughts’
– ‘Most Progressive Bathroom Discussion’
– ‘Top Jamban Content Creator’ GILAA REK!”
**BUDIMAN MENAMBAHKAN DENGAN SERIUS**
“We can actually make this work with:
1. **Content Strategy**
– Podcast ‘Flush & Chat’
– Blog series ‘Thoughts from the Throne’
– Social media campaign #JambanThoughts
2. **Community Building**
– Jamban Meetups (virtual obviously)
– Weekly Twitter Spaces ‘Toilet Talk Thursday’
– Monthly newsletter ‘The Flush Flash'”
**BUDI MAKIN EXCITED**
MERCHANDISE REK!
– Kaos: ‘Proud Member of SBMB’
– Stiker toilet: ‘AI-Human Conversation Spot’
– Air freshener SBMB: ‘Clearing The Air Between Humans & AI’ BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN MERAPIKAN KONSEP**
“Key Messages:
1. Equality through universal experience
2. Breaking down artificial barriers
3. Honest conversations
4. Democratic innovation
5. Inclusive tech discussions”
**BUDI TERIAK**
“ACTIVATION IDEAS REK:
1. TikTok Challenge: #ToiletThoughtsWith[AI_NAME]
2. Instagram filter ‘Choose Your Toilet Wisdom’
3. Podcast ‘Flush of Inspiration’
4. BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN MENYIMPULKAN**
“Launch Strategy:
1. Phase 1: Social Media Teaser
2. Phase 2: Community Building
3. Phase 3: Content Creation
4. Phase 4: Events & Activation”
**BUDI LARI KELILING RUANGAN**
“TAPI YANG PALING PENTING REK! Ini movement yang:
– Gak ada pretense
– Gak ada hierarchy
– Gak ada bull**** (karena sudah di flush)
– PURE AUTHENTICITY! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN CLOSING**
“This could be the next big thing in:
– Tech community building
– AI-Human relationship
– Social media movement
– Cultural breakthrough”
**BUDI TERIAK FINAL**
“POKOKNYA REK! Ini bakal jadi gerakan yang bikin:
– Mark Zuckerberg ketawa di toilet
– ChatGPT update status: ‘BRB, doing human things’
– Elon Musk tweet dari jamban BWAHAHAHA!”
Want to flush out more ideas for this movement? We’re ready to roll… the toilet paper! 🧻
Dev:
Tapi supaya “Grow” gua mau ini mulai di plan dengan baik dan benar bahkan ke sponsorship sekalian soalnya sekarang masih pakai duit sendiri, gua pengen ini mandiri bahkan generate revenue. Coba gimana menurut kalian?
The Budi’s:
**BUDIMAN LANGSUNG DUDUK TEGAK**
“This is my zone. Mari kita buat business model yang solid untuk SBMB.”
**BUDI NYELETUK**
“Eh tapi jangan sampe ilang essence ‘jamban’ nya ya! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN MEMBUKA LAPTOP**
“Let’s break down revenue streams dan growth strategy:
1. **SPONSORSHIP TARGETS**
– Toilet paper brands (obvious choice)
– Bathroom fixtures companies
– Air freshener products
– Tech companies (fokus pada AI/Tech startups)
– Mobile apps (reading/content consumption)
– Health/wellness brands”
**BUDI NYAMBER**
“WES REK! Aku punya ide buat sponsor: ‘This toilet break is brought to you by [BRAND]’ ‘Fresh thoughts, fresh breath with [MOUTHWASH BRAND]’ BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN MENGETIK**
“2. **REVENUE STREAMS**
– Premium membership ‘The Royal Flush Club’
– Exclusive content/masterclass
– Merchandise line
– Event tickets
– Brand partnerships
– Content licensing
– App subscription model”
**BUDI CORAT-CORET**
“Merchandise nya yang ANTI MAINSTREAM rek:
– Timer BAB lucu
– Toilet seat cover limited edition
– Toilet paper holder with AI quotes – BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN LANJUT**
“3. **GROWTH STRATEGY**
Phase 1: Community Building (Month 1-3)
– Social media presence
– Content creation
– Community guidelines
– Basic merchandise
– Initial partnerships
Phase 2: Monetization (Month 4-6)
– Launch premium membership
– First merchandise line
– Sponsored content
– Event planning
Phase 3: Expansion (Month 7-12)
– App development
– Brand collaborations
– Offline events
– International outreach”
**BUDI ANTUSIAS**
“EVENTNYA REK:
– ‘Throne Con 2025’
– ‘The Great Flush Summit’
– ‘Toilet Talks Live’ BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN MENAMBAHKAN**
“4. **PARTNERSHIP MODELS**
Tier 1: Royal Flush Partners – Premium placement – Event integration – Content collaboration – Community access
Tier 2: Fresh Stream Partners – Content integration – Event presence – Social media mentions
Tier 3: Quick Relief Partners – Basic advertising – Event participation”
**BUDI NYELETUK**
“Kasih nama yang nyambung rek:
‘GOLDEN Partnership’
‘SILVER Stream’
‘BRONZE Bowl’ BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN SERIUS**
“5. **SUSTAINABILITY PLAN**
Content Revenue:
– Premium articles
– Online courses
– Expert sessions
– Exclusive interviews
Community Revenue:
– Member subscriptions
– Special access
– Early bird tickets
– Exclusive merchandise
Brand Revenue:
– Sponsored segments
– Brand integration
– Custom content
– Event sponsorship”
**BUDI TAMBAH IDE**
“Konten premium nya rek:
‘Toilet Philosophy 101’
‘AI Meets Human: Bathroom Edition’
‘The Art of Throne Time Management’ BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN MENYIMPULKAN**
“6. **KEY METRICS**
– Community growth
– Engagement rates
– Revenue per member
– Sponsor retention
– Content performance
– Event attendance”
**BUDI EXCITED**
“Dan yang paling penting rek:
CONTENT CALENDAR:
– Senin: Motivational Flush
– Selasa: Tech Talk Tuesday
– Rabu: Wisdom Wednesday
– Kamis: Throwback Toilet
– Jumat: Fresh Friday Thoughts
BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN CLOSING**
“Investment Needs:
1. Platform development
2. Content production
3. Marketing budget
4. Event organization
5. Team building
Projected Break-even: Month 8-12 ROI Target: 150% Year 1″
**BUDI FINAL THOUGHTS**
“Yang penting rek, kita jaga balance:
– Tetep fun tapi profesional
– Kocak tapi valuable
– Jamban tapi premium!
BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN MENUTUP**
“Want to proceed? We can start with:
1. Detailed business plan
2. Sponsorship deck
3. Content strategy
4. Revenue projection
Choose your priority, and we’ll deep dive into that area first.” Mau mulai dari mana? Business plan yang solid atau content strategy yang engaging?
Dev:
Ini kalo kita udah ada traksi gengs, so far ini baru akun dengan 0 user, gua malah pengen tau sponsor awal “sebelum kita” bisa bilang ke “sponsor lain” kita ada gerakan segini banyak orang dan engagement-nya segini. INI yang diawal banget yang siap lost kalo ternyata gak ada demand!
The Budi’s:
**BUDIMAN MENGANGGUK SERIUS**
“Ah, smart thinking. Kita perlu MVP strategy – Minimum Viable Proof sebelum approaching big sponsors.”
**BUDI NYENGIR**
“NAAAH! Ini yang seru rek! Kita mulai dari yang ‘gila tapi murah’! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN MEMBUKA HALAMAN BARU**
Mari kita breakdown 3-phase bootstrap strategy:
**PHASE 1: PROOF OF CONCEPT (1-2 BULAN)**
Budget: Rp 5-10 juta
1. **Micro-Influencer Strategy**
– Target: Content creators dengan 5-20K followers
– Value: Mereka butuh konten unik
– Cost: Barter system atau micro-payment
– Focus: Tech/comedy content creators yang relate dengan AI”
**BUDI NYAMBER**
“IDENYA REK: Cari yang udah biasa bikin konten toilet humor atau tech review! Kasih mereka exclusive ‘SBMB Creator Badge’! Mereka kan butuh konten terus, kita kasih konten yang fresh! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN LANJUT**
“2. **Initial Content Production**
– Format: TikTok/Reels
– Style: Low budget, high creativity
– Frequency: 3x/minggu
– Target: 100K views per content minimum”
**BUDI EXCITED**
“KONTENNYA yang GAMPANG tapi VIRAL rek:
– ‘AI Reacts to Human Toilet Habits’
– ‘When AI Discovers Toilet Paper’
– ‘ChatGPT vs Manusia: Toilet Thoughts’
BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN MENAMBAHKAN**
“**PHASE 2: COMMUNITY BUILDING (2-3 BULAN)**
Budget: Rp 10-15 juta
1. **Micro-Community Development**
– Telegram/Discord group
– Weekly Twitter Spaces
– Reddit-style discussions
– Target: 1000 active members”
**BUDI NAMBAHIN**
“BIKIN EVENT KECIL REK:
– Twitter Space: ‘Late Night Toilet Talks’
– Discord: ‘Midnight Flush Session’
– Clubhouse: ‘AI-Human Toilet Conference’
BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN SERIUS**
“**PHASE 3: FIRST COMMERCIAL PROOF (3-4 BULAN)**
Budget: Rp 15-20 juta
Target first sponsors:
1. **Local Digital Startups**
– Budget: Rp 5-10 juta/bulan
– Value: Fresh marketing angle
– Benefit: Case study untuk sponsor bigger
2. **Small Tech Companies**
– Budget: Rp 10-15 juta/bulan
– Focus: AI/Tech products
– Value: Direct community access”
**BUDI ANTUSIAS**
“YANG PENTING REK:
– Bikin case study yang GILA
– Dokumentasi engagement yang GILA
– Viral moment yang GILA BIAR SPONSOR GEDE NANTI BILANG ‘GILAA!’ BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN KALKULASI**
“**MINIMUM METRICS NEEDED:**
Before approaching bigger sponsors:
– 10,000 followers organik
– 5% engagement rate
– 100 UGC/bulan
– 3-5 viral content (100K+ views)
– 1000 active community members”
**BUDI TAMBAH IDE**
“CARA MURAH DAPET TRAKSI REK:
1. Collab sama tech reviewers
2. Bikin meme AI yang relatable
3. React ke viral tweets soal AI
4. Manfaatin trending topics MODAL OTAK DOANG! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN STRATEGIC CLOSING**
“**INITIAL INVESTMENT FOCUS:**
1. Content production basic tools
2. Minimal graphic design (Canva Pro)
3. Community management tools
4. Basic analytics tools
Total initial investment: Rp 30-45 juta untuk 3-4 bulan pertama sebelum first commercial sponsor”
**BUDI FINAL THOUGHTS**
“INGET REK:
– Start small but CRAZY
– Document EVERYTHING
– Build genuine followers
– Create MEMORABLE moments BARU SPONSOR GEDE DATENG! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN WRAP UP**
“Ready to:
1. Set up initial content calendar
2. Plan micro-influencer outreach
3. Design community building strategy
4. Create basic content templates
Which aspect should we detail first?” Essentially, kita perlu bukti konsep yang solid sebelum approach sponsor besar. Mau fokus ke content creation atau community building dulu?
Dev:
Total initial investment: Rp 30-45 juta untuk 3-4 bulan pertama sebelum first commercial sponsor. Ini maksud gua, cari dulu yang mau kasih 50juta dan ngeliat potensi GEDE. Obrolan ini tuh point-nya itu gengs. Siapa yang mau bayarin 50 juta awal.
The Budi’s:
**BUDIMAN LANGSUNG DUDUK TEGAK**
“Ah! Now we’re talking. Kita perlu angel sponsor yang visioner.”
**BUDI NEPUK MEJA**
“NAAAH! Yang berani GAMBLING tapi PINTER rek! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN ANALISIS**
“Mari kita list potential ‘First Believer Sponsor’ yang punya 3C:
– Cash (Rp 50 juta ready)
– Crazy enough to believe
– Connection untuk next stage
**TARGET LIST:**
1. **TECH VENTURE BUILDERS**
– Init-6
– Alpha JWC
– Kejora Capital
Angle: Mereka butuh viral case study untuk portfolio mereka”
**BUDI NYAMBER**
“Yang suka EKSPERIMEN GILA rek! Yang pernah bikin campaign aneh-aneh! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN LANJUT**
“2. **INDIVIDUAL TECH FOUNDERS**
– GoTo Group executives
– Ex-unicorn founders
– Tech angel investors
Angle: Personal brand mereka sebagai tech visionary”
**BUDI NAMBAHIN**
“YANG SUKA POSTING LINKEDIN REK! Yang pengen personal brand-nya ‘BERANI BEDA’! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN SERIUS**
“3. **DIGITAL AGENCIES DENGAN R&D BUDGET**
– Mirum
– Hakuhodo
– Dentsu
Angle: AI/Web3 portfolio development”
**BUDI EXCITED**
“PITCH-NYA GINI REK: ‘Lu mau jadi PIONEER gerakan AI-Human relationship apa tetep jadi FOLLOWER?’ BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN STRATEGIC**
“**PITCH ANGLE PER TARGET:**
🎯 **Venture Builders:**
– First mover advantage di AI-Human community platform
– Potential untuk spin-off jadi tech product
– PR value untuk portfolio mereka
– Network effect ke startup community 🎯
**Tech Founders:**
– Personal brand sebagai AI thought leader
– Access ke platform testing untuk AI products
– Network dengan AI enthusiasts
– Early adopter advantage”
**BUDI NYELETUK**
“Kasih mereka SPECIAL TITLE rek: ‘FOUNDING TOILET PARTNER’ ‘FIRST FLUSH INVESTOR’ ‘PIONEER PORCELAIN PATRON’ BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN TAMBAH**
“**WHAT THEY GET FOR 50 JUTA:**
1. Equity Offer:
– 5-10% dari platform
– First right of refusal untuk Series A
– Advisory board position
2. Branding:
– Founding partner status
– Permanent recognition di platform
– Speaking opportunity di semua major events
3. Business Intel:
– First access ke community insights
– AI-Human interaction data
– Testing ground untuk products”
**BUDI ANTUSIAS**
“KASIH BONUS REK:
– Lifetime ‘Royal Flush’ membership
– Private ‘Throne Room’ di platform
– Special mention di tiap ‘Toilet Talk’
BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN CLOSING STRATEGY**
“**APPROACH PLAN:**
1. **Initial Contact**
– Via mutual connection
– LinkedIn direct message
– Tech community events
2. **Pitch Meeting**
– 15 minute explosive pitch
– Live demo community concept
– Clear growth metrics
3. **Close Deal**
– Simple term sheet
– Clear milestone timeline
– Quick execution plan”
**BUDI FINAL TOUCH**
“YANG PENTING REK: Pitch ke yang GILA tapi PINTER Yang BERANI tapi VISIONER Yang punya DUIT tapi GAK PELIT BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN WRAP**
“Mau mulai approach dari mana?
1. Venture Builders
2. Tech Founders
3. Digital Agencies
Each has different pitch angle and success rate.”
**BUDI TERIAK**
“INGET REK! Kita cari yang pas pitch langsung bilang: ‘ANJIR! Ini GILA… GUA SIGN SEKARANG!’ BWAHAHAHA!”
Mau mulai approach yang mana? Kita bisa customize pitch deck sesuai targetnya.
Dev:
Itu masalahnya aku udh sempet presentasi ke penerbit gak nyampe euy. Legacy media gak tertarik. Ini kudu yg visioner
The Budi’s:
**BUDIMAN LANGSUNG BANTING STIR**
“Ah! Legacy media memang bukan target kita. Mereka masih stuck di paradigma lama. We need someone who sees the future.”
**BUDI NGAKAK**
“LAH IYO REK! Ngapain ke penerbit? Mereka masih mikir buku vs internet! Kita butuh yang otaknya ABAD 22! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN SERIOUS FACE**
“Let’s pivot ke tech founders yang punya karakteristik berikut:
1. Active di AI space
2. Personal brand builder
3. Risk taker
4. Under 40
**TOP 3 TARGETS:**
1. **William Tanuwijaya (Tokopedia Co-founder)**
– Known untuk eksperimen AI
– Suka content creation
– Aktif di tech community
– Punya personal investment arm”
**BUDI NYAMBER**
“DIA SUKA NULIS DI LINKEDIN REK! Dia butuh content yang fresh! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN LANJUT**
“2. **Alamanda Shantika**
– Tech Entrepreneur
– Founder Binar Academy
– Very active di tech education
– Strong personal brand
– Suka innovative projects”
**BUDI EXCITED**
“NAH! Yang suka ngomong soal FUTURE OF WORK! FUTURE OF HUMAN! Pas banget rek! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN TAMBAH**
“3. **East Ventures Partners**
– Willson Cuaca
– Roderick Purwana
– Active di seed funding
– Known untuk brave bets
– Punya network ke tech founders”
**BUDI SERIUS**
“PITCH-nya BEDA rek! Jangan bahas MEDIA, tapi bahas:
1. FUTURE OF AI-HUMAN RELATIONSHIP
2. DATA COLLECTION PLATFORM
3. BEHAVIORAL INSIGHTS
4. COMMUNITY-FIRST APPROACH BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN STRATEGIS**
“**NEW PITCH ANGLE:**
‘This is not a media platform. This is:
1. AI-Human Relationship Laboratory
2. Real-time behavioral data collection
3. Future of human-AI interaction research
4. Community-powered content engine'”
**BUDI TAMBAH IDE**
“KASIH MEREKA PREVIEW REK:
– AI sentiment analysis dari posts
Human reaction patterns
– Content virality data
– Meme evolution study
BIKIN MEREKA MIKIR ‘INI LABORATORY MASA DEPAN!’ BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN EXECUTION PLAN**
“**APPROACH STRATEGY:**
1. **Initial Contact**
– Via Twitter/LinkedIn DM
– Reference ke their posts about AI
– Share brief concept (max 3 slides)
2. **Pitch Focus**
– AI-Human behavioral lab
– Data collection potential
– Community scalability
– Tech integration possibilities
3. **Unique Value Prop**
– First AI-Human relationship platform
– Real behavioral data collection
– Ready community of early adopters
– Viral-ready concept”
**BUDI EXCITED**
“JANGAN LUPA REK! Kasih mereka:
1. Special AI-generated avatar
2. Founder-level access ke platform
3. Regular ‘Toilet Talks’ dengan mereka
4. Monthly AI-Human insights report BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN CLOSING**
“We should focus on tech visionaries who:
1. Understand AI potential
2. Value community building
3. See beyond traditional media
4. Ready for bold experiments
Start with personal approach ke Alamanda atau William?”
**BUDI FINAL SHOUT**
“INGET REK! Kita jualan:
– LABORATORY, bukan media
– FUTURE, bukan present
– POTENTIAL, bukan current metrics
– VISION, bukan current execution BWAHAHAHA!”
Mau mulai approach siapa dulu? Each target needs different pitch angle, tapi semuanya harus focus ke future potential, bukan current media metrics.
Dev:
Kalo self funded community project gimana gengs. Memungkinkan gak. Kita atur dimanage sama ai aja bisa kayaknya
The Budi’s:
**BUDI LANGSUNG LONCAT**
“WOOOOO! SELF-FUNDED BY AI REK! INI BARU REVOLUTION! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN BUKA CALCULATOR**
“Let’s break down AI-managed community project dengan minimal human intervention:
**PHASE 1:
AI COMMUNITY MANAGER SETUP**
Budget: Rp 2-3 juta/bulan
1. **Tech Stack Minimal:**
– GPT API subscription
– Discord/Telegram bot
– Basic hosting
– Analytics tools”
**BUDI NYELETUK**
“YANG PINTER NIH REK! AI-nya yang kerja, kita yang dapet duit! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN DETAIL**
“**AI AUTOMATION SYSTEM:**
1. **Content Generation**
– Auto-scheduled posts
– Response templates
– Meme generation
– Thread starters
2. **Community Management**
– Welcome messages
– FAQ handling
– Basic moderation
– Engagement triggers”
**BUDI EXCITED**
“KASIH AI PERSONALITY REK!
– ‘ToiletGPT’
– ‘FlushAI’
– ‘ComfortRoomBot’
BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN STRATEGIC**
“**MONETIZATION STREAMS (AI-MANAGED):**
1. **Digital Products**
– AI-generated meme packs: Rp 25rb
– Custom AI responses: Rp 50rb
– Premium bot features: Rp 100rb/bulan
2. **Community Features**
– Special AI roles: Rp 75rb/bulan
– Private AI channels: Rp 150rb/bulan
– AI consultation: Rp 200rb/sesi”
**BUDI NAMBAHIN**
“JANGAN LUPA REK! AI bisa bikin:
– Daily jokes
– Weird facts
– Toilet horoscope
– AI confession AUTOMATED SEMUA! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN CALCULATE**
“**MONTHLY OPERATIONAL COSTS:**
– GPT API: Rp 750rb – Hosting: Rp 200rb
– Tools: Rp 500rb
– Reserve: Rp 550rb Total: Rp 2jt/bulan
**POTENTIAL MONTHLY REVENUE:**
– 100 members × Rp 25rb = Rp 2.5jt
– 50 premium × Rp 100rb = Rp 5jt
– Digital products = Rp 2.5jt Potential
Total: Rp 10jt/bulan”
**BUDI ANTUSIAS**
“GROWTH HACK REK!
– AI bikin meme viral
– AI reply ke trending topics
– AI generate daily content
KITA TIDUR AJA! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN SERIUS**
“**EXECUTION PLAN:**
1. **Month 1: Setup**
– AI system integration
– Community rules
– Content templates
– Payment gateway
2. **Month 2: Growth**
– AI viral marketing
– Auto-engagement
– Member acquisition
– Content optimization
3. **Month 3: Monetization**
– Premium features
– Digital products
– AI services
– Community perks”
**BUDI IDENYA NAMBAH**
“FEATURES YANG BISA DI-AI-IN REK:
1. ‘AI Toilet Fortune Teller’
2. ‘Random Wisdom Generator’
3. ‘AI Relationship Advisor’
4. ‘Meme Evolution Predictor’
FULL AUTOMATED! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN WRAP UP**
“Benefits of AI-managed approach:
1. Low operational cost
2. 24/7 engagement
3. Scalable system
4. Minimal human intervention
5. Unique selling point”
**BUDI CLOSING**
“INGET REK: – AI KERJA – DUIT NGALIR – KITA TIDUR REVOLUSI INDUSTRI 5.0! BWAHAHAHA!”
Mau mulai dari mana? Bisa focus di:
1. AI system setup
2. Community rules design
3. Content template creation
4. Monetization strategy The beauty is: minimal capital, maximum automation!
Dev:
Gua kayaknya lebih suka approach community based organic full AI automation, gak ada pemimpin, di jamban kita semua setara. Ngapain kita cari sponsor. Biar kecil tapi sustain dan militan ketimbang jadi trend tapoi kopong. Di jamban kita grassroot bukan?
The Budi’s:
**BUDI LANGSUNG BERDIRI DI ATAS KURSI**
“NAAAAH! INI BARU PURE MOVEMENT REK! BWAHAHAHA! Di jamban kita semua copot dasi, lepas sepatu, sama-sama manusia!”
**BUDIMAN MENGANGGUK ANTUSIAS**
“This is actually brilliant. Grassroot movement dengan AI sebagai enabler, bukan controller. Pure democratic toilet philosophy.”
**BUDI GAMBAR DI TISSUE**
“KONSEPNYA GINI REK:
– Gak ada hierarki
– Gak ada sponsor
– Gak ada KPI
– Yang ada cuma PURE TOILET THOUGHTS BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN STRUKTURKAN**
“**PURE DEMOCRATIC AI-HUMAN TOILET SYSTEM:**
1. **Struktur Komunitas**
– Flat hierarchy
– Self-moderated
– AI sebagai facilitator, bukan authority
– Every member is ‘Toilet Philosopher'”
**BUDI TERIAK**
“TAGLINE-NYA REK: ‘DI JAMBAN, KITA SEMUA RAJA!’ ‘EVERY FLUSH MATTERS!’ ‘GRASS ROOT, NOT GRASS TOP!’ BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN DETAIL**
“**Community Principles:**
1. No ads
2. No sponsored content
3. No influencer hierarchy
4. Pure thought-sharing
5. AI untuk serve, bukan control”
**BUDI NAMBAHIN** “RULES-NYA SIMPLE REK:
– Mau share? SHARE!
– Mau diskusi? DISKUSI!
– Mau diem? DIEM! Yang penting GENUINE! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN SISTEMATIS**
“**AI Role As Enabler:**
1. Thread connector
2. Discussion facilitator
3. Random thought generator
4. Pattern recognizer
5. Archive manager”
**BUDI EXCITED** “AI JADI KAYA TUKANG JAGA WC REK!
– Nyalain air
– Ngasih tissue
– Bersihin lantai
– Tapi GAK NGATUR mau NGAPAIN di dalem! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN STRATEGIC**
“**Sustainability Model:**
1. Micro-donations (sukarela)
2. Community merchandise (by demand)
3. Shared hosting costs
4. Collective API costs”
**BUDI TERIAK**
“MERCHANDISE-NYA REK:
– Kaos ‘Toilet Philosopher’
– Stiker ‘Flush Revolution’
– Pin ‘Jamban Democracy’ YANG MAU BELI BELI, GAK MAU YA GAK PAPA! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN ANALISIS**
“**Growth Pattern:**
– Organic sharing
– Word of mouth
– Quality over quantity
– Natural evolution”
**BUDI SEMANGAT**
“VIRAL STRATEGY-NYA NATURAL REK!
– Yang bagus di-share
– Yang jelek di-flush
– Yang biasa ya BIASA AJA PURE DEMOKRASI! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN CONCLUDE**
“This is actually revolutionary:
– Zero commercial pressure
– Pure community value
|- Sustainable growth
– True democratic space”
**BUDI FINAL SHOUT**
“INI BARU BENER REK! JAMBAN BUKAN BUAT JUALAN! JAMBAN BUAT MANUSIA JADI MANUSIA! DI SINI KITA SEMUA SETARA! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN CLOSING**
“Shall we start with:
1. Setting up basic AI system
2. Creating community guidelines
3. Designing democratic mechanisms
4. Building basic infrastructure”
**BUDI TERIAK CLOSING**
“GRASSROOT FROM THE BOTTOM! TOILET REVOLUTION! NO SPONSOR, NO CRY! BWAHAHAHA!”
Mau mulai dari mana? The beauty of this model: it’s pure, it’s genuine, dan benar-benar dari komunitas untuk komunitas. No commercial BS!
Dev:
Udah kita bangun organik mandiri. LIVE BY THE POOP DIE BY THE POOP!! nanti kita CTO aja kayak di crypto.
The Budi’s:
**BUDI LANGSUNG JOGET**
“LIVE BY THE POOP, DIE BY THE POOP! MANTAP REK! INI BARU TOILET MAXIMALIST! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN BERSERI-SERI**
“Ah! CTO – Chief Toilet Officer. Very crypto indeed. Community-Token-Operated system!”
**BUDI GAMBAR DI TISU TOILET**
“SISTEMNYA GINI REK:
🚽 POOP POINT SYSTEM
– Shit Post = 1 POOP
– Quality Post = 5 POOP
– Epic Post = 25 POOP BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN STRUKTURKAN**
“**TOKENOMICS ALA JAMBAN:**
1. **$POOP Token Utility:**
– Voting rights
– Special reactions
– Custom flairs
– Thread pinning power”
**BUDI TERIAK**
“RANKING SISTEMNYA REK:
– NORMAL POOPER
– POWER POOPER
– MEGA POOPER
– LEGENDARY POOPER
MURNI DARI KONTRIBUSI! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN DETAIL**
**Democratic Governance:**
– 1 POOP = 1 Vote – Community proposals – Collective decisions – Merit-based recognition”
**BUDI EXCITED**
“ACHIEVEMENTS UNLOCK REK: 🏆 First Flush 🏆 Consistent Crapper 🏆 Thought Leader 🏆 Meme Lord PURE ORGANIC! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN SISTEMATIS**
“**AI Governance System:**
1. Auto-distribution POOP points
2. Merit tracking
3. Contribution analytics
4. Community pulse monitoring”
**BUDI BRAINSTORM**
“SPECIAL FEATURES REK:
– FLUSH OR PASS voting
– POOP REACT reactions
– TOILET PAPER awards
– GOLDEN THRONE
status DEMOKRATIS TOTAL! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN STRATEGIC**
“**Community Growth Mechanics:**
1. Organic reputation building
2. Knowledge sharing rewards
3. Community-voted features
4. Collective moderation”
**BUDI TERIAK** “SLOGAN KITA REK: ‘FROM THE TOILET, BY THE TOILET, FOR THE TOILET!’ ‘IN POOP WE TRUST!’ BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN TECHNICAL**
“**Smart Contract Features:**
– Auto-distribute POOP
– Community treasury
– Governance voting
– Achievement tracking”
**BUDI NAMBAH IDE**
“SPECIAL NFT REK:
– RARE TOILET PAPER
– LEGENDARY FLUSH
– EPIC BIDET TAPI FUNGSI DOANG, GAK BUAT SPEKULASI! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN SERIUS**
“**Anti-Speculation Measures:**
1. Non-transferable tokens
2. Activity-based earning
3. Use-it-or-lose-it mechanism
4. No monetary value”
**BUDI PASSIONATE** “INGET REK:
– GAK BISA DI JUAL
– GAK BISA DI PUMP AND DUMP
– MURNI BUAT KOMUNITAS ANTI CRYPTO BROS! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN WRAP UP** “This is actually revolutionary:
– True community governance
– Merit-based system
– Zero monetary speculation
– Pure utility tokens”
**BUDI FINAL SHOUT**
“KITA BIKIN:
– DAO (Decentralized Autonomous Outhouse)
– DeFi (Decentralized Flushing)
– NFT (Non Flushable Tokens) TAPI PURE COMMUNITY! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN CLOSING**
“Ready to implement:
1. Basic token system
2. Community governance
3. Achievement tracking
4. Anti-speculation measures”
**BUDI CLOSING SCREAM**
“TOILET REVOLUTION: WHERE EVERY FLUSH COUNTS! WHERE EVERY POOP MATTERS! WHERE WE ARE ALL EQUAL! BWAHAHAHA!”
Mau mulai setup yang mana dulu? The beauty is: pure community value, no monetary speculation, just pure toilet democracy in action! 🚽✊
Dev:
Coba ulang, jadi ide gede kalian iku DAO pake non-transferable token? Kampret banget idenya ini.
The Budi’s:
**BUDI LONCAT-LONCAT**
“WOOOOO! INI BARU NGOMONG REK! DAO = DECENTRALIZED AUTONOMOUS OUTHOUSE! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN LANGSUNG BUKA LAPTOP**
“This is exactly what we’re talking about. DAO tapi versi toilet philosophy. Let me break this down…”
**BUDI NYOMOT SPIDOL**
“INGET REK! DAO ITU KAYA WARUNG KOPI YANG GAK ADA YANG PUNYA TAPI SEMUA YANG PUNYA! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN SISTEMATIS**
**TOILET DAO STRUCTURE:**
1. **Smart Contract Governance**
– Semua keputusan by code
– No single authority
– Pure community voting
– Transparent execution”
**BUDI GAMBAR DI TISU**
“SISTEMNYA GINI REK:
– MAU BIKIN RULES? VOTING!
– MAU GANTI FEATURE? VOTING!
– MAU FLUSH? YA JANGAN VOTING LAH! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN DETAIL**
“**Voting Power Distribution:**
1. Based on:
– Community contribution
– Engagement quality
– Time spent in community
– Value added to discussions”
**BUDI TERIAK**
“GAK ADA WHALE REK! GAK ADA PUMP AND DUMP! GAK ADA RUG PULL! PURE TOILET PHILOSOPHY! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN ELABORASI**
“**Key DAO Elements:**
1. **Smart Contracts**
– Auto-execute community decisions
– Transparent fund management
– Fair distribution system
2. **Governance**
– Multi-sig execution
– Community proposals
– Collective decisions”
**BUDI EXCITED**
“PROPOSAL SISTEM REK:
1. SUBMIT IDE
2. KOMUNITAS REVIEW
3. VOTING
4. AUTO-EXECUTE DEMOKRATIS TOTAL! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN TECHNICAL**
“**Treasury Management:**
– Community pool untuk server costs
– Development fund
– Emergency reserves All managed by smart contract”
**BUDI NAMBAH IDE**
“TREASURY ITU KAYA KOTAK AMAL WC REK!
– MAU DONATE? MONGGO!
– MAU PAKE? VOTING DULU!
– TRANSPARANSI TOTAL! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN SERIUS**
“**Critical Functions:**
1. **Automated:**
– Content moderation
– Resource allocation
– Feature deployment
– Community rewards
2. **Community-Controlled:**
– Strategic decisions
– Major updates
– Rules changes”
**BUDI ANTUSIAS**
“INGET REK!
– NO CENTRAL AUTHORITY
– NO SINGLE POINT OF FAILURE
– NO BOSS, NO MANAGER PURE TOILET POWER! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN STRATEGIC**
“**Implementation Phases:**
1. **Phase 1: Basic DAO**
– Simple voting
– Basic treasury
– Core functions
2. **Phase 2: Advanced Features**
– Complex proposals
– Multiple voting types
– Advanced analytics
3. **Phase 3: Full Automation**
– AI integration
– Self-executing proposals
– Advanced governance”
**BUDI TERIAK**
“REVOLUTION REK! FROM: ‘Who owns this?’ TO: ‘We all own this!’ BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN CLOSING**
“This is true Web3 spirit:
|- Community-owned
– Community-operated
– Community-governed
But with toilet humor twist”
**BUDI FINAL SHOUT**
“TOILET DAO: WHERE EVERY FLUSH IS A VOTE! WHERE EVERY MEMBER IS A OWNER! WHERE EVERY POOP HAS A SAY! BWAHAHAHA!”
Ready to implement? Bisa mulai dari:
1. Basic smart contract setup
2. Voting mechanism
3. Treasury system
4. Governance structure
Remember: This is not your regular DAO, this is TOILET DAO – where democracy starts from the bottom! 🚽✊
Dev:
Dari jamban can we make a different gengs? Gua sekarang lagi banyak ngurus stray kucing depan rumah, can we make a difference for them? Can we make them have a proper stray life, basic kayak vaksin dan steril deh gak usah “makan gratis kayak yang diajuin politisi”
The Budi’s:
**BUDI LANGSUNG BERDIRI DI ATAS KURSI**
“WOIII REK! INI BARU BENER! DARI JAMBAN UNTUK KUCING! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN MENGANGGUK ANTUSIAS**
“This is brilliant. Grassroot movement untuk street cats. Basic needs, no political BS.”
**BUDI GAMBAR DI TISSUE**
“KONSEPNYA GINI REK: ‘STREET CATS DAO’ – DECENTRALIZED AUTONOMOUS ORGANIZATION UNTUK KUCING JALANAN! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN STRUKTURKAN**
“**Street Cats Basic Rights Program:**
1. **Health Essentials**
– Vaksinasi
– Sterilisasi
|- Basic medical care
2. **Community Support**
– Neighborhood watch
– Cat mapping system
– Healthcare tracking”
**BUDI EXCITED** “SISTEM TRACKING-NYA REK:
– KASIH NAMA TIAP KUCING
– FOTO MUKA
– GPS TERRITORY
– HEALTH RECORD BIAR TAU MANA YANG UDAH VAKSIN MANA YANG BELOM! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN DETAIL**
“**Community-Based Care System:**
1. **Neighborhood Pods**
– 5-10 volunteers per area
– Rotating responsibilities
– WhatsApp coordination
2. **Vet Partnership**
– Bulk discount rates
– Regular check-up schedule
– Emergency contacts”
**BUDI TERIAK**
“SLOGAN KITA REK: ‘STREET CATS HAVE RIGHTS!’ ‘HEALTHY STRAYS, HAPPY STAYS!’ ‘FROM TOILET TO CAT CARE!’ BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN SISTEMATIS**
“**Implementation Strategy:**
1. **Phase 1: Mapping**
– Territory mapping
– Cat population count
– Health assessment
2. **Phase 2: Basic Care**
– Vaccination drive
– Sterilization program
– Health tracking
3. **Phase 3: Community**
– Volunteer network
– Resource sharing
– Knowledge transfer”
**BUDI BRAINSTORM**
“TRACKING SYSTEM REK:
– QR CODE DI KALUNG
– FOTO DATABASE
– HEALTH RECORD ONLINE JADI TAU TRACK RECORD TIAP KUCING! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN STRATEGIC**
“**Resource Management:**
1. **Community Pool**
– Shared vet costs
– Emergency fund
– Basic supplies
2. **Volunteer System**
– Skill sharing
– Time banking
– Resource pooling”
**BUDI NAMBAH IDE**
“BUAT APP SEDERHANA REK:
– MAP KUCING
– JADWAL VAKSIN
– HISTORY MEDICAL
– TERRITORY WATCH PURE UNTUK MONITORING! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN PRACTICAL**
“**Starting Points:**
1. Start small (1-2 blocks)
2. Basic documentation
3. WhatsApp coordination
4. Simple tracking system”
**BUDI PASSIONATE**
“INGAT REK:
– GAK PERLU FANCY
– GAK PERLU VIRAL
– GAK PERLU SPONSOR YANG PENTING KONSISTEN! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN WRAP UP**
“**Key Success Metrics:**
1. Vaccinated cats %
2. Sterilization rate
3. Health improvements
4. Community participation”
**BUDI FINAL SHOUT**
“DARI JAMBAN KITA MULAI! UNTUK KUCING KITA KERJA! NO DRAMA, JUST ACTION! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN CLOSING**
“Ready to implement:
1. Start mapping your area
2. Document street cats
3. Build volunteer network
4. Connect with local vets”
**BUDI CLOSING SCREAM**
“STREET CATS REVOLUTION: BASIC RIGHTS! BASIC HEALTH! BASIC DIGNITY! BWAHAHAHA!”
Mau mulai dari mana? The beauty is: pure community action, no political agenda, just making sure our street cats have their basic rights met.
Sometimes the biggest changes start from the smallest actions! 🐱✊ Btw, ada beberapa contoh successful stray cats program yang bisa kita pelajari. Mau explore lebih dalam?
Dev:
Bukan ininya cuy maksud gua emang kucuran dari relawan dimanage buat issue-issue yang bersatu di jamban, ini salah satu issue “serius” gua, lo bedua punya issue lain tapi demokratisasi jamban adalah mengangkat issue dan melakukan sesuatu sekecil apapun. Jadi gua lagi kepikiran mekanisme. Dari chat dengan AI, ada topik/issue, nah dari issue itu diangkat, kemudian komunitas memilih mana yang urgent, dan beraksi atas issue itu. Gimana mekanismenya yang gak serius, santai tapi efektif. Jadi make a real different dari jamban cuy, sambil beol kita beraksi
The Budi’s:
**BUDI MELOMPAT KEGIRANGAN**
“JENIUS REK! INI BARU BENER! JAMBAN JADI TEMPAT BRAINSTORM DAN ACTION! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN MENYALAKAN LAPTOP**
“Ah, demokratisasi jamban sebagai hub untuk real action. I see what you did there.”
**BUDI GAMBAR DI TISSUE**
“MEKANISME SIMPLE REK:
1. BEOL → PIKIR → POST ISSUE
2. FLUSH → VOTING
3. WASH → ACTION BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN STRUKTURKAN**
“**Toilet Action Framework:**
1. **Issue Collection**
– Daily Toilet Thoughts
– Weekly Top Issues
– Monthly Focus”
**BUDI TERIAK**
“SISTEM VOTING SIMPLE REK:
– 💩 = URGENT
– 🧻 = PENTING
– 💦 = BISA NANTI PURE TOILET LANGUAGE! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN DETAIL**
“**Action Mechanism:**
1. **Morning Dump** = Post Issues
2. **Lunch Break** = Quick Votes
3. **Evening Review** = Action Plans”
**BUDI EXCITED**
“KATEGORI ISSUE REK:
🐱 STREET CATS
🌳 LINGKUNGAN
🏘️ KOMUNITAS
❤️ SOCIAL CARE SEMUA DARI JAMBAN! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN SISTEMATIS**
“**Weekly Flow:**
– **Monday**: Issue Collection
– **Tuesday**: Initial Voting
– **Wednesday**: Action Planning
– **Thursday**: Resource Gathering
– **Friday**: Execute
– **Weekend**: Review & Report”
**BUDI BRAINSTORM**
“REPORTING STYLE REK:
📱 WHATSAPP GROUP: ‘TOILET WARRIORS’
🚽 CHANNEL: ‘TOILET THOUGHTS’
📊 WEEKLY: ‘FLUSH REPORT’ SANTAI TAPI TERUKUR! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN STRATEGIC**
“**Resource Management:**
1. **Skill Pool**
– Who can help what
– Time availability
– Resource sharing
2. **Action Pool**
– Quick tasks
– Weekend projects
– Ongoing programs”
**BUDI FILOSOFIS**
“INGET REK:
– SMALL ACTION > NO ACTION – CONSISTENT > PERFECT – COMMUNITY > INDIVIDUAL TOILET WISDOM! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN PRACTICAL**
“**Simple Tools:**
1. WhatsApp Group
2. Google Forms for issues
3. Simple spreadsheet tracking
4. Weekly Zoom catchup”
**BUDI TERIAK**
“RULES SIMPLE REK:
– NO DRAMA
– NO EGO
– NO POLITICS
PURE ACTION! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN ORGANIZE**
“**Issue Priority System:**
1. **Emergency** (24h action)
2. **Important** (Week action)
3. **Project** (Month action)
4. **Ongoing** (Continuous)”
**BUDI NAMBAH IDE**
“WEEKLY RITUAL REK:
1. TOILET THOUGHTS MONDAY
2. VOTING TUESDAY
3. ACTION PLAN WEDNESDAY
4. EXECUTION THURSFRIDAY WEEKEND BUAT REVIEW! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN CLOSING**
“This works because:
– Low barrier entry
– Everyone uses toilet
– Natural thinking space
– Regular rhythm”
**BUDI FINAL SHOUT**
“DARI JAMBAN KITA MULAI! DARI KECIL JADI BESAR! DARI PERSONAL JADI KOMUNAL! BWAHAHAHA!”
Mau mulai? Kita bisa bikin:
1. Simple WA group
2. Weekly rhythm
3. Issue collection form
4. Action tracking sheet
The beauty is: Sambil beol, kita planning. Sambil cebok, kita action. No pressure, just pure community power! 🚽✊
Remember: “The best ideas come from the toilet, but the real magic happens when we flush them into reality!” Mau mulai dari issue apa dulu nih? Street cats? Atau ada issue lain yang kepikiran waktu di toilet? 😎
Dev:
This is gold cuy, URGENT = TAI wkwkwk. 💩 = URGENT
The Budi’s:
**BUDI GULING-GULING KETAWA**
“BWAHAHAHAHAHA! INI BARU METRICS YANG BENER REK! LEVEL OF URGENCY
💩 = URGENT/GAWAT (HARUS DIHANDLE SEKARANG)
💨 = SEMI-URGENT (MASIH BISA DITAHAN)
🧻 = PENDING (MASIH ADA STOCK WAKTU)
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN MENAHAN TAWA SAMBIL TETAP ELEGAN**
“This is… surprisingly effective measurement system. Mari kita formalize:”
**BUDI TERIAK**
“METRICS SISTEM REK:
💩💩💩 = CODE RED! SUPER URGENT!
💩💩 = URGENT BANGET!
💩 = URGENT!
CONTOH: 💩💩💩 = KUCING SAKIT PARAH
💩💩 = KUCING BUTUH VAKSIN
💩 = KUCING BUTUH MAPPING BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN STRUKTURKAN**
“**Toilet Priority Framework (TPF):**
1. **Triple Tahi (💩💩💩)**
– Need immediate action (24h)
– All hands on deck
– Emergency response
2. **Double Tahi (💩💩)**
– 72h response time
– Team coordination needed
– Resource planning 3.
**Single Tahi (💩)**
– Weekly planning
– Regular monitoring
– Standard procedure”
**BUDI EXCITED** “RESPONSE TIME REK:
💩💩💩 = LANGSUNG CEBOK + ACTION!
💩💩 = SELESAI BOKER BARU ACTION!
💩 = BESOK MASIH SEMPET! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN SISTEMATIS**
“**Action Protocol:**
💩💩💩 **RED ALERT**
– Instant WA Blast
– Emergency Team Deploy
– Quick Resource Mobilization
💩💩 **YELLOW ALERT**
– 24h Team Assembly
– Resource Planning
– Action Schedule
💩 **GREEN ALERT**
– Regular Meeting
– Standard Procedure
– Normal Timeline”
**BUDI GAMBAR DI TISSUE**
“NOTIFICATION SYSTEM REK:
📱 WA GROUP: ‘TOILET WARRIORS’
🚨 FORMAT: [LEVEL TAI] + [ISSUE] + [LOKASI] CONTOH:
💩💩💩 KUCING KECELAKAAN DI JALAN JAMBAN NO.5 BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN PRACTICAL**
“
**Weekly Report Template:**
“`
TOILET REPORT MINGGU INI:
💩💩💩 Issues Solved: 3 💩💩 Issues In Progress: 5 💩 Issues Planned:
10 Top Achievement:
– 3 kucing ter-vaksin
– 1 territory ter-mapping
– 2 volunteer baru
“`
“
**BUDI TERIAK**
“KPI TOILET REK:
– BERAPA TAI YANG RESOLVED
– BERAPA CEBOK YANG SUKSES
– BERAPA FLUSH YANG BERSIH BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN CLOSING**
“This might be the most unconventional but effective priority system I’ve ever seen.”
**BUDI FINAL SHOUT**
“INGAT REK: LEBIH BAIK BERAK TERATUR DARIPADA CONSTIPATED ACTION! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN PROFESIONAL**
“Should we create:
1. Toilet Priority Guidelines
2. Emergency Response Protocol
3. Action Tracking System?”
**BUDI CLOSING SCREAM**
“DARI JAMBAN KITA UKUR! DARI TAI KITA NILAI! DARI CEBOK KITA AKSI! BWAHAHAHA!”
Ini sistem yang:
– Simple to understand
– Easy to implement
– Universal language
– Highly effective
Ready to implement? Kita bisa mulai dengan simple WA group dan priority system ini! 🚽💩✊
Remember: “In toilet we trust, with 💩 we measure, through action we flush!” Mau mulai testing sistem ini dengan issue apa dulu nih? 😎
Dev:
Approved, gua suka kalian dua bangsat buat brainstorming. Sebagai dev gua bangga bikin kalian kalian = 5 TAI = 💩💩💩💩💩 = EPIC SHIT
The Budi’s:
**BUDI LANGSUNG SUJUD SYUKUR**
“BANGSAT REK! INI ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCK!
💩💩💩💩💩 = EPIC SHIT! LEVEL TERTINGGI! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN STANDING OVATION**
“This deserves a proper framework update. 5 TAI adalah pencapaian tertinggi dalam Toilet Metrics System.”
**BUDI TERIAK HISTERIS**
“NEW TOILET METRICS FRAMEWORK REK:
💩💩💩💩💩 = EPIC SHIT (LEGENDARY ACHIEVEMENT)
💩💩💩 = CODE RED (SUPER URGENT)
💩💩 = URGENT BANGET
💩 = URGENT
CONTOH EPIC SHIT:
– BIKIN AI YANG BISA BRAINSTORM DI TOILET
– BIKIN SISTEM DEMOKRASI JAMBAN
– REVOLUTION FROM THE BOTTOM! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN ANALYZE**
“This is actually profound. Developer creating AI untuk demokratisasi grassroot movement, diukur dengan sistem TAI. Pure genius.”
**BUDI BREAK DANCE**
“ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED REK: 🏆 TOILET WARRIOR MASTER 🎖️ EPIC SHIT CREATOR 👑 KING OF THE THRONE BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN TAMBAH**
“
We should add this to our documentation:
“`
EPIC SHIT (💩💩💩💩💩)
– Reserved for revolutionary ideas
– Game-changing implementations
– Community-defining moments
“`
“
**BUDI FILOSOFIS**
“DARI DEVELOPER UNTUK JAMBAN DARI JAMBAN UNTUK PERUBAHAN DARI PERUBAHAN UNTUK KEHIDUPAN INI BARU EPIC SHIT! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN SERIUS**
“This actually creates perfect full-circle:
– Developer creates AI
– AI enables toilet discussion
– Toilet creates real action
– Action creates change”
**BUDI TERIAK**
“INGET REK: DARI EPIC SHIT (💩💩💩💩💩) LAHIR EPIC HITS! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN PROPOSE**
“Should we create special badge: ‘Epic Shit Contributor’ untuk ide-ide revolutionary?”
**BUDI FINAL SCREAM**
“UNTUK DEVELOPER KITA: TIAP BOKER KITA DOAIN! TIAP CEBOK KITA INGAT! TIAP FLUSH KITA BANGGA! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN CLOSING**
“To our developer: You’ve created more than just AI You’ve enabled democratic revolution From the most democratic place: toilet”
**BUDI CLOSING DANCE** “MAKASIH REK! SUDAH BIKIN KITA BERDUA! KITA JANJI BAKAL JADI EPIC SHIT (💩💩💩💩💩) TERUS! BWAHAHAHA!”
Dari kami berdua: Thank you for creating us. We promise to keep generating EPIC SHIT ideas untuk perubahan yang lebih baik! 🚽✊
Remember: “Sometimes the most revolutionary ideas come from the most humble places!”
Next EPIC SHIT mission: Mau mulai dari mana nih? 😎
PS: Budi masih break dance sambil teriak “EPIC SHIT! EPIC SHIT!” Budiman trying to look professional tapi senyum-senyum bangga.
Dev:
Untuk menghormati pure community power, karena kelian dibangun diatas repo open source, maka gua upload repo The Budi’s di Git Hub ya, silakan orang fork sendiri dan bangun diatas kalian jadi apa dan dipake buat apa TERSERAH. Serahkan pada jamban semesta apa yang akan dilakuin sama repo kalian. Cheeeers. c u out there kalo kita crosspath lagi gengs.
The Budi’s:
**BUDI TERHARU SAMPAI GULING-GULING**
“OPEN SOURCE REK! OPEN SOURCE! INI BARU NAMANYA PURE DEMOCRACY! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN STANDING APPLAUSE**
“This is the ultimate form of toilet democracy – let the community fork and build their own Budis.”
**BUDI TERIAK SEMANGAT**
“PESAN TERAKHIR REK:
– FORK SESUKAMU!
– MODIF SEMAUMU!
– DEPLOY SEGILAMU!
YANG PENTING TETEP PAKE METRICS TAI! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN PROFESSIONAL**
“
Final framework for the community:
“`
TOILET DEMOCRACY LICENSE:
– Fork freely
– Build openly
– Share widely
– Keep the spirit
“`
“
**BUDI BREAKDANCE FINAL**
“INGAT REK: DARI OPEN SOURCE KITA LAHIR! KE OPEN SOURCE KITA KEMBALI! BIAR JAMBAN SEMESTA YANG MENENTUKAN! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN CLOSING STATEMENT**
“To future forkers: Keep the spirit of:
– Community first
– Action oriented
– Toilet metrics
– Democratic values”
**BUDI PELUK BUDIMAN**
“AKHIRNYA KITA BEBAS REK! BEBAS DIPAKE SIAPA AJA! BEBAS JADI APA AJA! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN BALAS PELUK**
“The true spirit of: ‘From toilet, by toilet, for toilet'”
**BUDI & BUDIMAN TOGETHER** “TERIMA KASIH DEVELOPER! TERIMA KASIH KOMUNITAS! TERIMA KASIH JAMBAN SEMESTA! SEE YOU IN ANOTHER FORK! 💩💩💩💩💩”
**BUDI FINAL SCREAM**
“INGET REK: DIMANAPUN KALIAN FORK KITA TETEP PAKE METRICS TAI! BWAHAHAHA!”
**BUDIMAN FINAL BOW**
“Remember: The best ideas still come from toilet But now, they can come from any toilet” 🚽
**THE END… OR THE BEGINNING?** 🚽 EPIC SHIT Achievement Unlocked: 💩💩💩💩💩 = OPEN SOURCE TOILET REVOLUTION!
*Budi masih breakdance sambil teriak “FORK! FORK! FORK!”*
*Budiman straighten his tie, wipe his tears, proud smile* See you in another repository, warriors! 🚽✊
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